Entertainment Weekly recently reported that George Michael is now back on the market. That means I finally have a chance! I've had a crush on him since I first saw him shaking his tight Levi'd booty back in the 80’s.
Yea, so what if he has a few indiscretions in public bathrooms and has had some substance abuse problems? I have â┚¬Å”Faithâ┚¬Â that I would be able to let that slide. Why? Because I'd be fu@#ing George Michael!
