Gay Days Tips

Just I time for Gay Days, I thought I'd share some quick survival tips/things to be on the look-out for while out and about during this gay weekend and just everyday husband huntingâ┚¬Â¦
â┚¬Â¢If you meet a shaved/hairless guy, you've just encountered a â┚¬Å”seal.â┚¬Â

â┚¬Â¢If you meet a man wearing anything with â┚¬Å”AE(American Eagle),â┚¬Â Aeropostale or â┚¬Å”AF(Abercrombie & Fitch)â┚¬Â printed across their chest, it's a safe assumption they're over the age of 40.

â┚¬Â¢If you see the same man wearing a baseball hat each time you see him, he's probably bald and or has thinning hair.

â┚¬Â¢A boy who is 5'5â┚¬Â or under, has a 26â┚¬Â waist and is under the age of 26; you've encountered a â┚¬Å”waif.â┚¬Â â┚¬Â¦Or a meth headâ┚¬Â¦

â┚¬Â¢Eye contact: One look at someone is just a glance. Two looks at someone shows an interest. Three or more means you're gawkingâ┚¬Â¦or a stalker.

â┚¬Â¢Apps like Grindr, Scruff, A4A, etc. are meant for hooking up. Don't expect to get a long-term relationship from itâ┚¬Â¦unless it involves an insistent rash or a trip to the free clinic.

â┚¬Â¢With that, use protection.

â┚¬Â¢Have fun!